Peverts on Skype
Sunday, 26 October 2008
So up to date, I've encounter 31 'interesting conversations' or rather, some of them are not coz there wasn't any reply from me.
#1. If I want to see penis, anytime can go porn site la. Why see yours?
#2. Nah~ your hp no on my website la, famous dy now sure lots of girls will call you so don't worry.
#3. Can show me how proficient you are in English and Chinese?
#4. Yeah, I like- but that has nothing to do with you.
#4. I don't think I'm wearing one now, then again, I don't think I've time to talk about what colour it is.
4. You are right I'm beautiful but also because of that you are not good enough to show me your dick.
#5. No please nad go wear some clothes la. Later catch a cold don't blame me.
#6. The ultimate opening statement to be block instantly.
#7. No, I don't know how to make them. Sorry.
#8. Now, is that what web cams are all about these days?
#9. I don't know about how sweet am I, but I sure know that I'm pretty bitter.
#10. Like I've mentioned above, I'm not sweet. Thank you very much.
#11. Question of the day: Does that matter?
#12. Try guess what was my last word to him before I block him. It starts with the letter F :)
#13. Wow, you sure are very smart :)
#14. Wow, you got a 3rd eye that can see through computers? That's how you know I'm pretty and sexy, right?
#15. English tak baik mau cakap cina. Pigila...
#16. Why some people so proud of their dick wan? Extra long or big wan is it? I know I don't have la -.- Don't need to show off in front of me wan.
#17. If want sex ah, go for real original quality wan only syok ma, why you support piracy is it? So lame wan ah you, some more say live. You think CNN is it?
#18. What is "a u see Chinese or English?" are you speaking Spanish with me? Coz I don't understand wan.
#19. Go show your dog la, it might wanna hump you if you are lucky.
#20. Get a hooker la. Then can let her see how many times you want and don't need to disturb random people like me.
#21. No ok. Go back and improve your English first, then only ask me again. Oh wait, I blocked you already. Aww....how sad.
#22. Oh well you look like an idiot. How about that?
#23. No you may not. Show it to someone else that's interested in it.
#24. Typical random stupid people talking to me.
#25. Nice answer but too bad that was the last you would hear from me.
#26. I'm not looking for anyone, but if I were to, I know it's not going to be you.
#27. Yeah, me stupid. You vain.
"One who turns a negative into positive" YEAH! That was a very positive thing to say.
#28. Judging from the last sentence, you sure aren't smart.
#29. Of course not, that's so virtual.
#30. Well, sorry darling. If you can't even spell 'naked' correctly, I don't think I want to see anything else that you can't do correctly.
#31. Like DUH~
Well, at least Moses isn't like that. Thank God there's hope in mankind coz I know I can always have a decent conversation with him.
p.s.: There's actually more stupid conversations but I was just too lazy to print screen them.
posted @ 18:12,
