I no go massage anymore :(
Thursday, 10 April 2008
I went for a body massage about 2 days back and I nearly cried during the process.
When she started doing her massage moves I made a lot of noise saying painful la this la that la :p and she looked at me, laughed and said "You very 'siu jie', massage little bit, pain already. I didn't even use strength to massage you" Obviously, I wasn't offended but kept making 'noises' :p :p :p
Then she went on to tell me that my artery is a lil clogged on the right side of my shoulder (that's why it's so painful) To add up to that, she mentioned that my blood circulation (yet again, on the right side of my body isn't very good) Scary leh when I heard her telling me those things (I was already trying hard to figure what she was saying to me coz she spoke in mainland Mandarin)
Seriously, it was f@#king painful lo, even after I ask her to be 'gentle and softer' on her moves -.- She told me, "you want to pain now, or pain later?" :( :( :(
(coz soon on or later will still pain when I get older, apparently, she said I'm still young and wouldn't feel the effect of the blockage now but will start to feel the effect of it in another 20 more years to come -.- macam cursing me like that. haha...)
After being tortured for one full hour, I've come to a conclusion that massage and horror movies are the same kind. For horror movies, you pay money to frighten yourself. For massage, you pay money to feel the pain. So much complaint coming from a sadistic. *Sigh*
p.s.: those underline statements are UNDERSTATEMENTS. so you get the drift, yeah...
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Kayz, I gotta go now. Giving back this laptop to it's owner and I shall continue to finish my Female magazine :)
posted @ 08:28,
