Going out with a VEP that wants to be an AH BENG!!!
Friday, 21 December 2007
what is a VEP? you may ask...
(no, not VIP!)
VEP = Very Expensive Person.
I will give you a few facts, here first, before I proceed.
Imagine that you are going to meet some one as expensive as the Bill Gates... wouldn't you feel the stress to look good and all, just to meet him?
Honestly, it took me days to prepare myself...
Mini SOLO Audition
1st round:
A) Send pictures of the 3 dresses that I plan to wear on that day:
B) He comments and chooses which dress
VEP: Hmm... Blue don't have?
Me: Erm.. erm....
VEP: Blue?
Me: Don't have.
VEP: No green! Green not nice.
Me: Oh~
2nd round:
A) Sent picture of the 2 heels that I plan to wear:
VEP = Very Expensive Person.
I will give you a few facts, here first, before I proceed.
- We have not talk, face to face before.
- This is the first time we are meeting up.
- I've only seen him before, only once, when he showed up with another 2 bloggers at the office when I was having a bad hair day -.- post: [here]
- PLUS, he didn't notice me in the office!!! (Fine, maybe I am not pretty enough to be notice anyway :p)
- He gave me a different impression of himself after we chatted on MSN and [E-mail] if compared to the times when I solely visited his blog.
- He is really very VERY Expensive (internal joke but quite true)
Imagine that you are going to meet some one as expensive as the Bill Gates... wouldn't you feel the stress to look good and all, just to meet him?
Honestly, it took me days to prepare myself...
Mini SOLO Audition
1st round:
A) Send pictures of the 3 dresses that I plan to wear on that day:
B) He comments and chooses which dress
VEP: Hmm... Blue don't have?
Me: Erm.. erm....
VEP: Blue?
Me: Don't have.
VEP: No green! Green not nice.
Me: Oh~
2nd round:
A) Sent picture of the 2 heels that I plan to wear:
VEP: They both look the same to me.
Me: -.-
VEP: And both are green! No blue, isit?
Me: No wo...
VEP: Sheesh! Have to choose between the ribbon and butterfly now.
Me: -.-
VEP: Butterfly!
Me: K...
*looks back at the dress* and said:
VEP: NO GREEN! No green!
Me: SIR YES SIR!
Okay... so the attire 'stress' is over.
A day before, I so went for facial:
B) Then on the morning that we were suppose to meet, I went to the salon to do the most daring thing I could ever think of.
CUT MY HAIR.
Okay okay.. fine.. I didn't cut it short. But I have more fringe now.
(For those that know me well enough would KNOW that I love my LONG hair very much.)
1. Then after I had the hair cut, I proceed for a body scrub.
(I was tempted to pose my picture of the process but the effect of people seeing that picture would be a nose bleed, so I screwed the idea and posted the picture of the bed where I lay to have my body scrubbed instead)
2. Had my hair washed + head massage for distressing.
3. Steam hair :)
4. Blow dry hair :)
I decided to put the most minimal make up that day.
Why?
Coz...the phone rang while I was halfway painting my lips:
VEP: Hello... My limo arrived.
Me: Huh? What type of limo are you driving?
VEP: HERO limo!
Me: Oh. Wira... Hah!
AND he handed me my birthday present!
yes, all smiles :D
Still wondering who VEP is?
.
.
.
He claims to be a really good photographer that doesn't want to show off his skills!
Hence, the amount of shots taken by him and myself.
1 picture of him : 4 pictures of me
Oh! Btw, we watched I Am Legend.
And here were some pictures taken at the waiting area of the Gold Class cinema:
Yet again, notice the the lack of his pictures?
That's because being the talented photographer he already is, was holding MY camera AND HIS camera phone -.-
Okay, movie's over... DINNER TIME!
We were already in front of a Japanese Buffet Restaurant when he suddenly turned to me and asked:
VEP: Are you THAT hungry? Coz buffet right, have to eat A LOT!
Me: Erm.. no, not THAT hungry.
VEP: Me too. Not THAT hungry now.
Me: Okay...
VEP: Genki Sushi!!!
Me :D
the appetizers
This is the first time I gotta make my own Japanese tea -.-
(boy, there's so many first times in this post...)
he loves the squibs, serious...
AND YES! This is how I eat with chopstick.
Random pictures:
On the way back home, we talked and I was curious as to why he is still single... and his answer was that he wasn't Ah Beng enough with a HERO car like his.
and noticed his exhaust: 
that was when I knew that he tried very hard to be an Ah Beng already...but he's still SINGLE and AVAILABLE!
*P.s.: If you are not laughing by NOW, you should click [here] or [here]
Now, doesn't he look like a tycoon business man?
Me: -.-
VEP: And both are green! No blue, isit?
Me: No wo...
VEP: Sheesh! Have to choose between the ribbon and butterfly now.
Me: -.-
VEP: Butterfly!
Me: K...
*looks back at the dress* and said:
VEP: NO GREEN! No green!
Me: SIR YES SIR!
Okay... so the attire 'stress' is over.
A day before, I so went for facial:
B) Then on the morning that we were suppose to meet, I went to the salon to do the most daring thing I could ever think of.
CUT MY HAIR.
Okay okay.. fine.. I didn't cut it short. But I have more fringe now.
(For those that know me well enough would KNOW that I love my LONG hair very much.)
1. Then after I had the hair cut, I proceed for a body scrub.(I was tempted to pose my picture of the process but the effect of people seeing that picture would be a nose bleed, so I screwed the idea and posted the picture of the bed where I lay to have my body scrubbed instead)
2. Had my hair washed + head massage for distressing.
3. Steam hair :)
4. Blow dry hair :)
I decided to put the most minimal make up that day.
Why?
Coz...the phone rang while I was halfway painting my lips:
VEP: Hello... My limo arrived.
Me: Huh? What type of limo are you driving?
VEP: HERO limo!
Me: Oh. Wira... Hah!
Screw the make up stuffs... Late already -.-
His HERO was waiting for me outside and as I came into the car, he wished me Happy Belated Birthday and apologize for not celebrating it with me on my birthDAY itself due to [his company annual dinner] thingy... (so sweet)
AND he handed me my birthday present!
yes, all smiles :DWe headed to 1 Utama...
Still wondering who VEP is?.
.
.
He claims to be a really good photographer that doesn't want to show off his skills!Hence, the amount of shots taken by him and myself.
1 picture of him : 4 pictures of me
Gold Class baby! GOLD CLASS!!! Yes! for the first time in my life I stepped into a Gold Class Cinema! The seat is sooooo comfortable... I feel like replacing it with my bed.
(Fine.. call me jakun la.. but poor student like me don't have the money to for this kind of luxury yet...)
His previous post about his experience [there], on how good it was...were all TRUE! And guess what? He ordered ''Dory In Love'' again... BUT ... BUT... he ate it ALL BY HIMSELF without sharing it with me *sniff* and I was left to finish the chips. *sniff* *sniff*
(Fine.. call me jakun la.. but poor student like me don't have the money to for this kind of luxury yet...)
His previous post about his experience [there], on how good it was...were all TRUE! And guess what? He ordered ''Dory In Love'' again... BUT ... BUT... he ate it ALL BY HIMSELF without sharing it with me *sniff* and I was left to finish the chips. *sniff* *sniff*
Oh! Btw, we watched I Am Legend.And here were some pictures taken at the waiting area of the Gold Class cinema:
Yet again, notice the the lack of his pictures?
That's because being the talented photographer he already is, was holding MY camera AND HIS camera phone -.-
Okay, movie's over... DINNER TIME!
We were already in front of a Japanese Buffet Restaurant when he suddenly turned to me and asked:
VEP: Are you THAT hungry? Coz buffet right, have to eat A LOT!
Me: Erm.. no, not THAT hungry.
VEP: Me too. Not THAT hungry now.
Me: Okay...
VEP: Genki Sushi!!!
Me :D
the appetizers
This is the first time I gotta make my own Japanese tea -.-
(boy, there's so many first times in this post...)
he loves the squibs, serious...
AND YES! This is how I eat with chopstick.
Random pictures:
On the way back home, we talked and I was curious as to why he is still single... and his answer was that he wasn't Ah Beng enough with a HERO car like his.
I looked at car's back end
and noticed his exhaust: that was when I knew that he tried very hard to be an Ah Beng already...but he's still SINGLE and AVAILABLE!
*P.s.: If you are not laughing by NOW, you should click [here] or [here]
I've been saving the best for the last and HERE is the ultimate picture of the day!
(which is the only picture we took together)
Now, doesn't he look like a tycoon business man?Disclaimer:
Going out with Freethinker would:
- affect the sugar rush to circulate faster in your blood system.
- a minor stomach constrain at the end of the day because you laughed too much.
- makes you feel really happieee at the end of the day :)
Labels: Birthday, Blog, Food, Mall, Movie
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